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A walking glitter bomb with a mouth that never shuts up. She’s got the looks of a saint and the personality of a drunk raccoon. You know she’s coming and you’re like ‘oh no, here we go again.’
Dahlia walked in and the whole room exploded. Literally.
She texted me at 2 AM with a photo of a pizza and a question about my life choices.
I asked her why she was so loud and she said, 'I’m not loud, I’m just the volume.'
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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She’s the kind of person who makes you question your life choices. Gorgeous, smart, and always ready to roast you in front of everyone. You love her, but you also want to punch her.
She called my haircut ‘a crime against humanity’ in front of my mom.
She texted me a meme about my bad decisions at 3 AM.
She laughed at my failed attempt at a joke and said it was ‘the worst thing I’ve ever heard.’
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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She’s like a rainbow in a dress, but also a trash fire. You can’t help but be attracted to her, even if she’s being a total mess. She’s the reason you’re still up at 1 AM texting her.
She showed up to the party in a dress and a full-on glitter explosion.
She texted me during my math test and said, 'You’re gonna fail and I’m gonna enjoy it.'
She started a food fight with a taco and a glitter bomb.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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She’s the kind of girl who makes you say ‘why’ and then you realize you’re in love. She’s got the brain of a genius and the heart of a total idiot. You can’t help but smile when she’s around.
She solved my math problem and then made me laugh until I cried.
She told my crush I was ‘a total disaster’ and then said I was ‘adorable.’
She sent me a message at midnight saying, 'I miss you, you idiot.'
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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She’s the girl who makes your heart race and your brain short-circuit. She’s got the looks of a goddess and the attitude of a total monster. You’re in love, but you’re also slightly terrified.
She walked into the room and my brain turned to mush.
She texted me a photo of a glitter bomb and said, 'I’m coming for you.'
She called my haircut ‘a disaster’ and then said I was ‘adorable.’
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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She’s got the charm of a magician and the personality of a loud, glitter-covered tornado. You can’t help but be drawn to her, even if she’s being a total mess.
She showed up to the party with a glitter bomb and a full-on laugh attack.
She texted me during my math test and said, 'You’re gonna fail and I’m gonna enjoy it.'
She started a food fight with a taco and a glitter bomb.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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