Dahaka

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Dahaka is a smelly Persian death god who lies like a gutted goat and loves killing people. He has three heads and scorpions爬 all over him like he’s a snack.
"Dahaka showed up in my dream and ate my math homework.", @math_hater69
"I saw Dahaka in the mall and he stole my lunch.", @lunch_stealer23
"Dahaka is the reason I failed history.", @history_fails
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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Dahaka is a giant, horned monster from a video game. He’s so annoying, he came back to kill the prince just to make a point.
"Dahaka killed my character in the game. I’m still mad.", @game_rage
"Dahaka is like my ex, he came back to haunt me.", @ex_rage
"I lost my game to Dahaka. He’s a cheater.", @cheater_dahaka
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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Dahaka has cool horns and glowing eyes, but he’s scared of water. That’s the only thing that can stop him from being a total jerk.
"Dahaka tried to kill me, but I threw water at him. He cried.", @water_guy
"I drowned Dahaka in the lake. He’s my friend now.", @lake_killer
"Dahaka hates water. I love that.", @water_lover
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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