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Something or someone so hilarious they make you laugh until you cry and wish you were dead.
My dog tried to eat my laptop and it looked like a horror movie.
My uncle told a joke about a goat and a toilet and I lost it.
My teacher made a pun about pizza and I died laughing.
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The main villain in ‘Xena: Warrior Princess’ who wants to take over the world and also has a bad fashion sense.
He tried to take over the world by wearing a purple cape and it failed.
He fought Xena and lost because he couldn’t handle her fashion taste.
He tried to control the universe and got beaten by a woman with a sword and a good sense of style.
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A person who spends all day doing nothing but scrolling through the internet and eating chips.
He sat on the couch for 10 hours and only left to get more chips.
She spent the whole day watching cat videos and didn’t realize it was midnight.
He didn’t even get up to answer the door because he was too busy watching memes.
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A person who makes you laugh so hard you think you’re going to pass out.
He told a joke about a chicken and I laughed so hard I fell off the couch.
She made a funny face and I couldn’t stop laughing.
He told a story about his dog and I laughed until my sides hurt.
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