Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

So drunk and high you think you’re a superhero and your pants are on fire.

I Dahafed at the party and tried to fly off the roof.

He Dahafed so hard he ate his own shoes.

She Dahafed and started screaming at the microwave.

2

So wasted you’re like a confused potato with a sword.

I Dahafed and tried to duel my cousin with a spoon.

She Dahafed and thought her dog was the president.

He Dahafed and tried to eat a whole pizza in one bite.

3

So drunk and high you’re like a zombie who just won the lottery.

I Dahafed and started dancing in the grocery store.

She Dahafed and tried to talk to the clouds.

He Dahafed and threw a couch out the window.

4

So wasted you think your socks are fighting you.

I Dahafed and tried to wrestle my socks to sleep.

She Dahafed and started crying at a traffic light.

He Dahafed and tried to ride a bike with his feet.

5

So drunk and high you’re like a robot that just ate a whole cake.

I Dahafed and tried to text my mom with my toes.

She Dahafed and started singing to the cat.

He Dahafed and tried to run a marathon in pajamas.