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Dahab is a cute funny girl who can be a total pain in the ass sometimes. She’s got looks to burn and a brain to match. If you bug her, she’ll punch you in the face. She’s got a gold heart, and her name is literally gold. She loves coffee, tea, and stealing the spotlight.
Dahab walked in, and the whole room shut up. Then she laughed at my joke. I died.
I said one thing, and she finished my sentence before I even blinked.
She got distracted by a flying squirrel. I asked her what was wrong. She said, 'That squirrel is evil.'