Dah_Thug

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The king of Instagram who posts so fire it makes your eyes burn and your brain melt.
Dah_Thug posted a pic of his breakfast and it got 10,000 likes. I just ate cereal and I feel ashamed.
His story is so good it made my ex come back to me.
He posted a selfie and I cried because my face is not that good.
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The only person who can make a sandwich look like a masterpiece and still get more likes than your mom.
He took a photo of his lunch and it went viral. My sandwich is now just a sad pile of bread.
He posted a photo of his dog and it had more likes than my birthday party.
He took a photo of his pizza and now I can't eat pizza without feeling inferior.
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A human who posts so much fire it’s like he’s got a fire hose in his hand and he’s spraying it everywhere.
He posted a photo of his hair and now I question my life choices.
He posted a photo of his shoes and now I’m getting a new pair just to feel normal.
He posted a photo of his morning routine and now I can’t wake up without feeling like I failed.
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The only person who can make a simple post look like it was shot in a movie studio with a full crew and a director who’s paid in gold.
He posted a photo of his coffee and now I feel like I’m drinking mud.
His story has more drama than my ex’s love life.
He posted a photo of his phone and now I feel like mine is broken.
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A man who posts so much fire it's like he's trying to light up the entire world and he doesn’t care if it burns down your house.
He posted a photo of his hair and now I’m getting a new haircut just to feel normal.
He posted a photo of his dog and now my dog feels left out.
He posted a photo of his breakfast and now I question my life choices again.
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The only person who can make a simple post look like it's been edited by a pro, a director, and a team of monkeys who all got paid in pizza.
He posted a photo of his lunch and I now feel like my sandwich is a crime.
His story is so good it made my ex come back just to see it.
He posted a photo of his morning and now I can’t wake up without feeling like I failed.
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