Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A loud, stupid sound you make when you think someone is a complete idiot. It’s like yelling ‘you’re a moron’ but with more drama.

Dah! You just fell into a puddle and still think you’re cool.

Dah! You tried to explain the internet to your grandma and failed.

Dah! You said ‘I’m gonna be rich’ and bought a soda.

2

You say ‘dah!’ when someone says something so dumb it hurts your brain. It’s also how you greet your friends when you’re all brain-dead.

Dah! You just said the sky is green and you’re wearing a pink hat.

Dah! You thought pizza was a type of tree.

Dah! You said ‘I’m gonna be a king’ and took a nap.

3

It means ‘the’ but nobody cares because it’s always followed by something ridiculous.

Dah! You just said ‘the’ and then told me your cat is a dragon.

Dah! You said ‘the’ and then claimed you invented time.

Dah! You said ‘the’ and then tried to eat a clock.

4

It’s Russian for ‘yes’ but with a twist, it’s like saying ‘yes, you idiot’ to someone who thinks they’re smart.

Dah! You just said ‘yes’ and then fell off a chair.

Dah! You said ‘yes’ and then tried to explain the moon to a dog.

Dah! You said ‘yes’ and then ate a whole pizza in one bite.

5

It’s like a Russian or Romanian ‘yes’ but it’s also used when you’re too dumb to reply. It’s a lazy person’s way of saying ‘I give up.’

Dah! You couldn’t think of anything to say and just said ‘dah.’

Dah! You were asked a question and just stared at the ceiling.

Dah! You said ‘dah’ and then tried to argue with a robot.

6

You use ‘dah!’ when you’re so confused or annoyed that you just blurt it out like a madman.

Dah! You just saw a chicken walking on a treadmill and had no idea what to say.

Dah! You tried to explain a joke and it went completely wrong.

Dah! You were asked a question and your brain short-circuited.

7

You say ‘dah!’ when something happens that’s so absurd or annoying it makes you want to scream. It’s like a verbal punch to the face.

Dah! Your dog just wore your hat to the grocery store.

Dah! Your neighbor tried to teach your cat how to drive.

Dah! You tried to explain a math problem and your brain exploded.