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A messy email chain so long it looks like a lunch pile from a kid who forgot their manners. You can’t find the real message because it’s buried under 20 replies and 30 emojis.
CC: everyone. Subject: Reminder. Body: I think I’m going to cry.
Forwarded 12 times. Original message: 'Can you please do it by Friday?'
Reply all: 'I don’t know what this is about but I’m in.'
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A chain of emails so long it could make a grown man weep. It’s like a sandwich made by someone who doesn’t know the word 'stop.'
'I thought you said it was Monday? I’m still confused.'
'I’m not sure if this is a question or a statement.'
Reply all: 'I’m going to bed. I will be dead by tomorrow.'
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An email string so complicated it might as well be a math test. You can’t tell what the original message was because it got lost in the middle of a reply war.
'I think I’m going to lose my mind.'
'I’m not even sure what I’m replying to.'
Forwarded to the CEO: 'Please make this stop.'
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