Dagwood dogging

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When a guy takes a dump in his butt and his partner tries to push out their poop like it's a messy pancake, and it all ends up coating his cock like a greasy Dagwood dog.
My cousin tried Dagwood dogging and ended up with a meatloaf on his junk.
My man’s partner had so much poop it looked like a sausage on a stick.
My friend tried to do it and his cock looked like a breakfast burrito.
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A greasy Australian snack that’s like a sausage on a stick, deep fried in a gooey batter. It’s also known as a Pluto Pup and is the favorite food of anyone who has ever been to an Aussie fair.
I ate a Dagwood dog at the fair and it was like eating a hot dog with a side of shame.
My brother had one at the expo and it was like having a greasy sausage on a stick.
I tried one and it was so good I wanted to marry it.
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When you have sex with a girl while she’s on her period, and when you pull out, you’re covered in blood like you just got hit by a red meatball.
I had sex with my girlfriend and ended up with a bloodbath on my junk.
My man tried to have sex with his girlfriend and came out with a red mess.
I did it with my sister and looked like I had a blood sausage.
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When a guy poops on his hand and uses it to jerk off, and then eats the poop like it’s a special treat.
My guy poops on his hand and wanks with it like it’s a delicacy.
I saw my friend eat his own poop after he wanked with it.
My cousin poops on his hand and eats it like it’s a pizza.
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