Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A sandwich so big it looks like it was made by a fat guy who just ate a whole fridge.

My lunch was a Dagwood. I ate it for three days and still had a snack left.

I tried to eat a Dagwood and it nearly choked me to death.

My mom made me a Dagwood for my birthday. It was a crime against humanity.

2

A sandwich that has everything you love and everything you hate in one messy pile.

I took one bite of that Dagwood and my mouth exploded.

That Dagwood was like a war between my taste buds.

I tried to eat that Dagwood and it was like a food fight in my mouth.

3

When a woman takes your whole dick and your nuts and laughs about it.

That woman took my whole cock and my nuts like it was nothing.

She ate my cock and my nuts like it was a snack.

I thought I was going to die when she took my cock and my nuts.

4

When you're doing a woman in the ass and you pull out and yell 'Dagwood' like a lunatic.

He pulled out and yelled 'Dagwood' like he was possessed.

She was in the middle of a good time and he yelled 'Dagwood' and ruined it.

He yelled 'Dagwood' so loud I think the neighbors heard it.

5

When a guy comes out of a homoerotic moment with a face full of cum and hair that looks like a madman.

He looked like he got hit in the face with cum and his hair was a mess.

He had cum on his face and his hair looked like a tornado hit it.

He came out of that homoerotic moment like a man who had been in a fight.

6

A piece of driftwood that stoners fight over like it's the last piece of pizza.

That stoner kept throwing that driftwood like it was the last piece of pizza.

He lost five lures on that driftwood and still kept throwing it.

That driftwood was like a holy relic to that stoner.

7

A person who is lazy, messy, and doesn't care about anything, like Dagwood from the comic.

He came home and threw his clothes everywhere like a madman.

She left her room like a tornado hit it and didn't care.

He didn't clean up after himself and it looked like a disaster.