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A total legend who’s too manly to be gay and looks like a god in a gym shirt
Dagur walks in and everyone stops talking
He flexes and no one can look away
He eats a whole pizza and still looks hot
Dagur
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A guy who sleeps like a baby and wakes up like a monster who will kill you if you don’t let him sleep
He fell asleep during a fight and won
He slept through a fire and woke up happy
He took a nap during a war and won
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A guy who’s so gay he lives at the gay bar and eats cock for breakfast
He ate cock at the gym and no one knew
He had a cock for lunch and cried
He kissed a guy and then cried for a week
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An Icelandic guy who tries to bang every girl and records it all like he’s filming a movie
He recorded a girl and posted it online
He filmed a girl in a library
He filmed a girl while eating pizza
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A guy who’s cool as hell and loves eating ass better than anything
He ate ass in class and no one cared
He ate ass at the gym and flexed
He ate ass and still looked cool
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A tiny guy who makes his dog lick his cock and acts like it’s a big deal
His dog licked his cock in front of everyone
He made his dog lick his cock during a meeting
He made his dog lick his cock while eating pizza
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A guy who’s so ugly he looks like a blobfish that’s been hit by a truck
He looked like a blobfish during a fight
He ate a whole pizza and looked like a blobfish
He cried and looked like a blobfish