dagul

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When your body turns into a meatloaf because you stopped caring about food and started caring about snacks.
I’ve been dagul since my mom stopped calling me 'honey' and started calling me 'sausage.'
He’s so dagul he could beat a donut in a eating contest.
She’s dagul and proud of it. Her pants are now a second home.
2
When you eat so much you start looking like a pizza that got hit by a truck.
That kid is dagul. He eats like he’s going to be the next king of snacks.
I dagul because my job is 'sit and eat.'
My cousin is dagul and still claims he’s 'fitting in.'
3
When you gain weight so fast it feels like your body is doing a dance with a donut.
She dagul so fast I thought she was doing a magic trick.
He’s dagul and now his shirt is doing a stretchy dance.
That guy dagul so much he could start a new food group.
4
When you eat until your body looks like it was thrown into a candy store and forgot to come out.
I dagul so much my body now looks like a bag of chips.
He’s dagul and his face is like a muffin that forgot to cook.
She dagul so hard I think she’s going to explode like a balloon.
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When you’re so fat your pants are now your best friend and your waist is doing a happy dance.
My pants are now my best friend because I’m dagul.
He’s dagul and his waist is like a party that never ends.
She dagul so much her shoes now have a new job.
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