Daguerreotype

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A cursed Mexican wizard who takes your soul for a photo and leaves you looking like a sunburned raccoon.
My uncle tried a daguerreotype and now he’s stuck in 1839 forever.
That photo of my cousin looks like he was hit by a ghost.
I took a daguerreotype and my face is now a black hole.
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An old-school photo method that’s like having a camera with a grumpy grandfather who hates you and takes forever to develop your picture.
My grandma’s daguerreotype took three hours and she looked like a ghost.
My dog’s portrait took so long he fell asleep in the middle of it.
I tried to take a photo and the camera yelled at me.
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A super rare photo of a guy named Jack Glasscock on glass that might be worth more than a million bucks and might also be the reason why he never smiles again.
That Glasscock photo is so rare, it might be worth more than my dad’s car.
Jack Glasscock’s face is on glass, and it’s so rare, it’s like a treasure hunt.
This photo might be the most valuable thing since the last time my mom got a new phone.
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