daguanno

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A pasta-loving mutumbo who sees pizza like a hot girl in a tight dress, can't say no.
I saw him eat 12 slices of pizza and still tried to fit 3 bowls of spaghetti in his face.
He ran into the street just to grab a slice from a pizza truck.
His mutumbo friend tried to take him out for a burger, he turned it into a pasta and pizza combo meal.
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A mutumbo with Mexican roots, Italian vibes, and a pizza addiction so strong it could make a volcano erupt.
He dropped his girlfriend for a pizza box that had 1000 slices inside.
He tried to speak Spanish and Italian at the same time, it sounded like a broken pizza oven.
The town gave him a statue made of pizza and pasta, it’s now his new best friend.
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