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A lousy, shaky mess that can't decide if it wants to be good or just plain bad.

My breakfast burrito looked like it was hit by a bus and then forgotten in a trash can.

He tried to dance but it was more like a limp and a sigh.

The pizza arrived cold, wet, and probably jealous of the other pizzas.

A 19th-century bar fight that could also mean you're either tough as nails or about to get the worst beatdown of your life.

That guy challenged me to a duel and I just said 'I'm not fighting you, I'm not even alive anymore.'

She walked into the bar and the whole place went silent. Then someone threw a chair.

He had a beard, a bottle, and a vendetta. That was not a good combination.

Something that smells like a swamp in summer and also the inside of a toilet that hasn't been cleaned in a decade.

My socks reeked like someone had died inside them and then forgotten about it.

The gym floor had the scent of a thousand sweaty regrets.

His breath smelled like he had been eating expired cheese and then licked a raccoon.