dagtificated

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A fancy, gold-plated mess that only a Dago or an Italian would call a home or a closet. It looks like it was stolen from a goldfish’s treasure chest.

My uncle’s house looks like a goldfish threw up glitter and a treasure map.

That Italian’s closet has more gold than my mom’s jewelry box.

I walked into a room and it looked like a goldfish had a party and left a mess.

A place or outfit that’s so overdecorated with fake gold it looks like it was made by a gold-digging Italian who got drunk on wine and glitter.

That Italian’s house looks like a gold mine exploded in a glitter factory.

Her outfit has more gold than my grandfather’s wallet.

His living room looks like a goldfish took over a disco.

A house or a look that’s so gaudy and full of fake gold it makes you want to throw a punch at an Italian who thinks they’re rich.

That Dago’s house looks like it was built by a goldfish who had a meltdown.

His suit is so shiny it could blind a goldfish.

That Italian’s living room makes me want to take a bite out of it.