dagtastic

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A fancy way of saying your dingleberries are so awesome they could make a sheep blush and cry at the same time.

My dingleberries are dagtastic. I just know it.

You’re dagtastic, but I’m still better.

Dagtastic? More like dagtastic with a side of disrespect.

When your dingleberries are so good, they could beat a sheep in a talent show and still have time to laugh at it.

I ate three sandwiches and my dingleberries are dagtastic.

You call that dagtastic? I’ve seen cows with better dingleberries.

Dagtastic? I’m dagtastic squared.

A word so strong, it could make a sheep’s dingleberries look like they were born in a dumpster.

My dingleberries are dagtastic. You’re just jealous.

Dagtastic? I’m dagtastic and I know it.

You’re dagtastic, but I’ve got the dagtastic diploma.

When your dingleberries are so good, they could make a sheep’s dingleberries cry, laugh, and run away all at once.

Dagtastic? I’ve been dagtastic since I was a baby sheep.

You’re dagtastic, but I’m dagtastic with a side of spice.

Dagtastic? I’m dagtastic and I’ve got proof.

A word so bad, it could make a sheep’s dingleberries wish they were never born.

I woke up and my dingleberries were dagtastic.

You’re dagtastic, but I’m dagtastic with a side of disrespect.

Dagtastic? I’m dagtastic and I’ve got the medal to prove it.