DAGSI

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Your dick is too lazy to do the job, and it’s not getting any help from your brain.

My guy tried to impress the barista but forgot to bring his pants.

He said he was going to do it, but then he went to eat pizza instead.

He promised he’d show up, but he showed up with a nap.

You're so full of yourself, you think your cock can breathe on its own.

He texted me a selfie and said, 'I'm already half done.'

He claimed he didn't need any help, but he needed a ladder to reach the top.

He tried to do it in the car, and the whole neighborhood heard it.

You’re too dumb to realize you need to do the work, and your cock isn’t smart enough to do it for you.

He tried to do it on the phone, and the call dropped halfway through.

He said he’d do it later, but later turned into next year.

He had to borrow a friend’s cock to finish the job.