dagser

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Dagser is when you fake being sick just to stay in bed and eat cereal for three days straight.

My mom caught me eating cereal at 2 PM on a Monday. I had no intention of going to school.

I told my teacher I had a dragon pox. He believed me.

I slept through my alarm. My dog woke me up. I went back to sleep.

Dagser is like being a ghost who only shows up when it's time for lunch.

I didn’t show up to class. I showed up to the cafeteria. My teacher was confused.

I was at school, but I was also at home. It was a ghost situation.

I told my friend I was sick. I was just sick of school.

Dagser is when you act like you're dying, but you're just tired of being yelled at.

I told my mom I had a brain explosion. She said I could go to bed early.

I skipped school because I was mad at my brother. I didn’t tell anyone.

I said I had a stomach monster. It was just a cheeseburger.