Dagrun

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A girl with the face of a saint and the tongue of a sailor. She’s got Viking blood and a temper like a flaming sword.
Dagrun just called my dad a 'mangy sheep' in front of the whole school.
She told the principal he looked like a 'wet sock' and left a burnt offering on his desk.
Dagrun threatened to throw her brother off a cliff if he didn’t stop eating her cookies.
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A woman who could fight a bear with one hand and cuss out a priest with the other. She’s got a history of being terrifyingly awesome.
Dagrun took down three bullies in the lunchroom with nothing but a pencil and a death stare.
She cursed the math teacher so hard the blackboard started smoking.
Dagrun turned her brother into a chicken during a family argument.
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A girl so tough, she could survive a shipwreck and still have time to roast her enemies. She’s the kind of person who makes legends and lunch meat both look bad.
Dagrun beat up the school’s toughest guy just for stealing her sandwich.
She told the history teacher he was 'a failed Viking' and left a trail of burnt hair behind.
Dagrun turned her brother into a chicken during a family argument.
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