dagrims

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a smelly internet board member who cracks jokes so fast you can’t even catch your breath before they hit you with another one.

"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side of the punchline!", dagrims on a forum about chickens

DM: "You’re like a joke that never ends.", dagrims to a tired user

Tweet: "I’m not lazy. I’m just in a resting state of genius.", dagrims, obviously

the kind of person who turns basic conversations into a comedy show and doesn’t care if you’re confused.

"Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.", dagrims in a math group chat

Comment: "You’re not wrong. You’re just not funny.", dagrims to a rival joker

DM: "I’m not arguing. I’m just explaining why I’m right.", dagrims, always

a person who thinks they’re the funniest thing since sliced bread and will prove it with every single message they send.

Tweet: "I’m not loud. I’m just finely tuned.", dagrims, trying to be deep

Forum post: "Why did the ghost get promoted? Because he was a little better than the others.", dagrims on a haunted house forum

Comment: "You’re not funny. You’re just loud.", dagrims to a very tired user

someone who will make you laugh until you cry just to prove they’re the best joke teller in the whole wide world.

Comment: "Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!", dagrims in a farming group

DM: "I’m not arrogant. I’m just accurately confident.", dagrims, always

Tweet: "I’m not lazy. I’m just in a resting state of genius.", dagrims, again

a person who doesn’t just tell jokes, they throw them at you like a baseball pitcher and expect you to catch every one.

Forum comment: "Why did the turtle cross the road? To get to the other side of the shell.", dagrims on a turtle forum

DM: "I don’t need a joke. I need a joke and a half.", dagrims, never satisfied

Tweet: "I’m not weird. I’m just very normal in a strange way.", dagrims, again