Dagrak

My cousin claims Dagrak lives in his closet. I don’t believe him, but I’ve stopped eating chocolate.

My teacher said I was Dagrak reincarnated. I’ve been eating pudding for lunch ever since.

My dog ran away because he saw Dagrak in the park. He came back with a broken leg and a pudding cup.

My kid cried for an hour after seeing Dagrak on the TV. Now he only eats chocolate when he’s sleepy.

My neighbor says Dagrak followed her home. She’s now a vegan and a total weirdo.

The school principal saw Dagrak in the hallway. He locked the doors and started yelling at the janitor.

My friend eats chocolate every hour. I think she’s trying to become Dagrak.

My brother is obsessed with chocolate. He even put it on his head like a crown.

My mom says I’m turning into Dagrak because I eat chocolate for breakfast.

My uncle says his flat is full of Dagrak’s monsters. I think he’s just a little nuts.

My cousin’s flat reeks of pudding and bad vibes. I swear I saw a monster in the fridge.

My neighbor’s flat is haunted. She claims Dagrak lives there with a bunch of weird friends.

My friend walks around with pudding on his head. He says it’s a fashion statement. I say it’s a disaster.

I saw my teacher walking in the hallway with chocolate on her head. She looked like a mad scientist.

My brother walks around with a whole cake on his head. He says it’s a sign of Dagrak’s power.

My little brother says Dagrak is the worst evil ever. I’ve been hiding under the couch since Tuesday.

My teacher says Dagrak is connected to jex. I don’t know what jex is, but I’m scared.

My mom claims she saw Dagrak in the grocery store. Now she only buys pudding and chocolate.

My brother is the worst cop in the game. He said he was Dagrak reincarnated. I believe him.

My teacher plays bad cop with the principal. She says she’s Dagrak in disguise.

My friend’s cop is so bad, he got promoted to Dagrak. Now he’s meaner than ever.