Dagor

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Dagor is the dumbass stuff that dangles from the back of a dagomobile like a bunch of old grandma’s junk, think prayer beads, holy medals, and whatever your mom wore to prom.
My uncle’s car looks like a shrine to his ex’s aunt.
That thing has more religious symbols than a Vatican parking lot.
I swear that car has a garter belt hanging from it like a curse.
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Dagor is the big-ass fight in Tolkien’s world where good gets wrecked and evil gets obliterated, basically the final poop show between two f***ed-up gods.
Morgoth gets destroyed like a bad punchline.
Arda goes down like a drunk at a bar fight.
It’s like the ultimate f***-off between two tired gods.
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