dagoodle

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a fancy word for a piece of paper that means you’re not totally useless
I got my dagoodle in 2023. Still don’t know what it means.
He spent 4 years in college for a dagoodle. What a waste.
She’s got 10 dagoodles. Probably thinks she’s a genius.
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what you call someone you love, even if they’re annoying as hell
My mom is my dagoodle. She also yelled at me for 2 hours.
He calls his dog his dagoodle. That’s sweet and weird.
I told my boss he was my dagoodle. He fired me.
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