dagoo

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A person who walks around like a hungry ghost and begs for food like it's their last chance to survive. They're either broke as hell or rich but too lazy to buy their own snacks.
'Dagoo, gimme a sandwich or I'll die in the street!'
'I'm not poor, I'm just a professional food moocher.'
'He's got a mansion, but he still asks for fries at McDonald's.'
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A person who has no shame and roams the streets asking for food like it's a daily job. They’re either broke, rich, or just plain stupid.
'Dagoo, I'm not asking for food, I'm asking for my dignity back.'
'He's got a yacht, but he still asks for pizza.'
'He’s so rich, he could buy a whole buffet, but he just asks for a taco.'
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A person who is so desperate for food they'll ask anyone, anywhere, anytime. They’re either broke, rich, or just plain weird.
'Dagoo, I'm not your lunch truck.'
'He asked for a burger at 3 AM and then cried when he got it.'
'He’s got a gold-plated plate, but he still asks for a soup.'
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A person who is so bad at planning they never bring food, and they have the nerve to ask everyone else for it. They're either broke, rich, or just a total mess.
'Dagoo, I didn’t bring food, but I brought my embarrassment.'
'He asked for a salad, but he didn’t bring a fork.'
'He’s got a palace, but he still asks for a snack.'
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A person who roams the streets like a beggar, but with a fancy car. They're either broke, rich, or just a food addict.
'Dagoo, I’m not a beggar, I’m a food addict.'
'He asked for a sandwich and then drove off in a limo.'
'He has a fancy car, but he still asks for a bag of chips.'
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