Dagon

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A fishy god from some old stories who Lovecraft made look like a giant ugly fish. People who worship him are probably insane and live in a swamp.

@LovecraftFanatic: Dagon is the worst god ever. Why would anyone worship a fish? #HorrorLegend

DM: Bro, I saw a fish god in my dreams. It was terrifying. #DagonIsReal

Text: My mom says I look like Dagon. Thanks, Mom. #FishGodIsMyNewNickName

A stupid nickname for a dragon who’s actually the best person ever. Some people have no brains.

@DragonLover: Dagon? That’s the dumbest name ever. I’m still a dragon. #DragonNameFail

Text: My dog’s name is Dagon. He’s a dog. Not a dragon. #NameFail

DM: My brother named his goldfish Dagon. I’m gonna drown him. #FishyDisrespect

A silly way for black kids to tell where their dad is. It’s like asking for directions from a confused kid.

Text: Where’s my dad? He’s in Dagon. #WhereIsMyDad

DM: I live in Dagon. My dad’s not here. #DadIsLost

Text: My cousin says his dad’s in Dagon. I don’t know what that means. #ConfusedChild

A demonic god who loves destruction and got beaten up by some ancient heroes. He’s a huge pain in the ass.

@ElderScrollsFan: Dagon is a pain in the ass. He started a war and lost. #DagonIsLame

Text: My brother thinks Dagon is cool. He’s not. He’s a loser. #DagonIsLame

DM: I’m gonna beat Dagon up. He needs a lesson. #DagonVsMe

A giant bull shark in Lake Michigan that loves biting people. It’s like a fish version of a monster from a horror movie.

Text: I saw a shark in Lake Michigan. It’s called Dagon. #SharkScare

DM: My friend got bit by Dagon. He’s now a fish person. #BullSharkBitMe

Text: WGN said Chicago got a new pet. It’s a shark named Dagon. #ChicagoPetShark