Dago wad

I just got paid and my dago wad is so thick it’s gonna need a visa to leave the country.

My dago wad is so big, my mom thinks I’m gonna start a bank.

That dago wad is like a slap in the wallet, but I love it.

My dago wad is so tight, it could hold a grudge for a week.

That dago wad is like a squirrel with a death wish and a stack of cash.

I got my dago wad and it looks like it just got into a fight with a piggy bank.

My dago wad is so loud, it’s giving my boss a headache.

That dago wad is like my salary giving me a middle finger and a raise.

I got my dago wad and it’s basically saying, 'You’re rich, now go cry in a vault.'