Dago Santa

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A Italian mobster who sells drugs and throws wild benders. He’s called Dago Santa because he’s like a dirty old man who gives out pills instead of presents.

Dago Santa just hit me up with a text: 'Hey, wanna come to the party or are you gonna stay high and grumpy?'

My cousin got caught robbing a store by Dago Santa. Now he’s paying for his addiction with his kid’s allowance.

Dago Santa showed up at my mom’s house with a bag of weed and a bottle of wine. He said, 'This is a gift. Or it’s a bribe. You pick.'

by Slangipedia 14d ago

An Italian man who sells drugs and lives like a king. He’s called Dago Santa because he’s the reason everyone’s excited on Christmas, except they’re excited for drugs.

Dago Santa sent me a DM: 'You owe me 20 bucks. And a pizza. And your respect.'

My brother got arrested by Dago Santa. Now he’s working off his debt by delivering drugs.

Dago Santa showed up at my school and said, 'You kids think this is a holiday? This is a drug deal.'

by Slangipedia 14d ago

A Italian man who sells drugs and party like it’s his job. Dago Santa is the name he got because he’s the only one who can make a drug deal feel like a Christmas miracle.

Dago Santa called me and said, 'You better bring me a six-pack or I’m gonna steal your kid's allowance.'

My friend got caught sneaking drugs into school by Dago Santa. Now he’s working for him.

Dago Santa showed up at my house with a bag of weed and said, 'This is your present. Now go do your homework.'

by Slangipedia 14d ago