Dago Faggot

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A faggy Italian meatball who can't stop singing in the shower. They’re like a gay grandma who also roasts chickens.
My cousin’s a Dago Faggot and still thinks he’s a rockstar.
That guy at the pizza place is a Dago Faggot. He cried when the sauce ran out.
My mom called my uncle a Dago Faggot because he kissed the pizza man.
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A fag who looks like he walked out of a pasta factory and also wears glitter. He’s got more hair than a chia pet.
My neighbor’s a Dago Faggot and sings opera while making lasagna.
That guy at the gym is a Dago Faggot. He does bicep curls with spaghetti.
My dad called my friend a Dago Faggot because he wore a pasta necklace to school.
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A gay Italian who thinks he’s a prince and also cries at every pizza commercial. He’s like a faggy noblemen with a cheese obsession.
My cousin’s a Dago Faggot and cried when the mozzarella ran out.
That guy at the mall is a Dago Faggot. He bought 100 boxes of pizza and cried in the parking lot.
My mom called my friend a Dago Faggot because he kissed the pizza delivery guy.
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A fag who’s got more hair than a goat and also thinks he’s a rockstar. He’s like a meatball with a voice.
My uncle’s a Dago Faggot and sings in the shower every morning.
That guy at the bar is a Dago Faggot. He drinks wine and sings opera.
My mom called my cousin a Dago Faggot because he cried when the garlic ran out.
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