Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

The money you get when you're too lazy to work and too stupid to ask for anything else.

My uncle only keeps dago dollars because he thinks they're real money.

I got paid in dago dollars and still didn’t buy lunch.

My mom says I’ll be poor forever if I keep taking dago dollars.

2

Fake cash that your grandma gives you because she thinks you're rich.

My grandma gave me dago dollars for my birthday and now I’m confused.

I tried to buy pizza with dago dollars and the cashier laughed at me.

My brother thinks dago dollars are real money and spends them on candy.

3

The money that comes from your teacher’s wallet when you’re too loud in class.

My teacher gave me dago dollars for talking too much.

I got dago dollars instead of a detention.

My friend got dago dollars because he yelled ‘f*** you’ at the principal.

4

Money that’s so bad it might as well be toilet paper.

I tried to buy soda with dago dollars and it didn’t work.

My cousin got dago dollars for being a s***head.

I got dago dollars and now I have to pay back my friend.

5

The money you get when you're too dumb to know it's fake.

I thought dago dollars were real and spent them all on candy.

My brother got dago dollars and still thinks he’s rich.

I used dago dollars to buy a toy and now I’m broke.

6

The money you get when you're too lazy to work and too dumb to ask for anything else.

I got dago dollars because I didn’t do my homework.

My sister got dago dollars for being a lazy s***.

I spent dago dollars on snacks and still got in trouble.