Dagniferous

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A person so important they make your life worth living, even if they occasionally forget to text you back.

My ex is dagniferous. I’d walk through fire for her. And I did. Once. She didn’t text me for a week.

My dog is dagniferous. He knows I’m a failure, but he still eats my face.

My mom is dagniferous. She yells at me, but she still sends me money.

The best person ever, so good they make gods jealous and your life a living hell.

My crush is dagniferous. I’d die for him. I tried. He laughed.

My brother is dagniferous. He’s rich, he’s cool, and he still calls me a f***ing idiot.

My barista is dagniferous. She gives me free coffee, but she also calls me a loser.