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A man who’s built like a brick wall and has a belly like a beach ball
He walked into the bar and the bartender dropped his glass.
I tried to bench press him and he laughed in my face.
He eats a whole pizza by himself and still looks like a superhero.
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A guy who’s got abs but also a gut that could win a contest
He’s got a six-pack and a muffin top that’s got its own zip code.
He ran a marathon and still ate a whole cake.
He’s like a burger, juicy on the outside, messy on the inside.
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A man who looks like he could lift a car but also eats like he’s planning a food festival
He lifted the car with one arm and then ate three burgers.
He’s got the strength of a beast and the appetite of a thousand men.
He ran into the room, lifted the table, and then ordered a triple cheeseburger.
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