Dagmawi

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Dagmawi is like when Jesus comes back but with more flexing and less holy water.

My cousin is a Dagmawi. He shows up and everyone drops their phones.

I asked him if he was coming back. He said, 'I’m here, dummy.'

He walked in like he owned the place. Which he kind of does.

A Dagmawi is a guy so good-looking he makes your mom cry and your dad’s first love.

He smiled at me and I instantly forgot my math homework.

My friend’s crush is a Dagmawi. He’s got the looks, the money, and the confidence.

He walks into the room and the lights dim just for him.

Dagmawi is when you’re so straight you don’t even know what gay means.

He told me he’s never been confused about his orientation. I told him he’s lucky.

He said he’d never even looked at a guy twice. I said that’s sad.

He’s like a straight man in a world of confusion.

A Dagmawi is a man so rich and hot he gets whatever he wants and the girls fight over him.

He walked into the club, and three girls started texting him at the same time.

He asked for a car, and they gave him a Lamborghini.

He got the last slice of pizza, and no one even said a word.