Dagmar

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Dagmar is a goddess with a body that makes men weep and women jealous. She reads books while drunk and dances like she’s trying to shake the devil out of her hips.
"Dagmar walks in and the whole club stops. I felt like I was looking at a goddess.", @partyking23
"She read a book at the bar and it was hotter than my ex's Instagram.", @bookworm4life
"Dagmar danced like she was trying to leave a mark on the floor. I’m still trying to wipe it off.", @floorburner99
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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When your mom treats you like a kid who still thinks pizza is a food, not a lifestyle.
"My mom still thinks I'm 11 and I have to eat broccoli for dinner.", @broccolihater
"She called me a 'baby' in front of my friends. I cried.", @embarrassedkid
"I asked for fries and she said, 'You’re not a kid anymore.' I cried.", @friesforever"
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A guy who fights dragons with magic and screams at them like they owe him money.
"He fought dragons with spells and a sword. I wish I had his rage.", @dragonfanatic
"He yelled at a dragon like it was late on rent.", @magicman
"He killed a dragon and then cursed it for being ugly.", @dragonhater"
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A woman who turns into a wild animal at bars and dances like she’s possessed by a demon.
"Dagmar showed up at the bar and started grinding like she was a robot.", @barlife
"She danced so hard, the DJ had to turn it up twice.", @djlife
"She was doing pelvic thrusts like she was trying to win a bet.", @dancelife"
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A disease you get from eating too much chocolate and not enough sense.
"I got it from eating a whole bag of chocolate. My skin turned brown.", @chocoholic
"My friend got it from eating cocoa like it was a religion.", @cocoaman
"I think I have it because I ate chocolate and now I look like a raccoon.", @raccoonface"
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A slang word for fat people or diabetics. It’s like a curse and it’s used like a swear word.
"My friend called me a Dagger and I cried.", @diabetic
"He said, 'What up my Dagger?' and I felt special.", @daggerfan
"My mom called me a Dagger and I got mad.", @madkid"
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A magician from New York who had a family of weird people and a bunch of secrets that nobody could keep.
"He was a magician and had a family of weirdos.", @magician
"His sister Florence was weird and his brother John had a wife named Mini.", @familyman
"He passed on his secrets like it was a family tradition.", @magicfamily"
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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