dagly

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so hot they could make a nun pass out and start a cult

My ex is dagly. I still dream about her. And my dreams are now a cult.

That guy at the gas station looked like a dagly god walking into my life.

My mom said I was dagly. I asked her why. She said I was a snack for the devil.

the kind of poop that laughs at your problems and then poops on your face

I ate dagly for breakfast. Now I’m stuck in the toilet forever.

My dog ate dagly. Now he’s screaming in my house like a baby.

My brother’s dagly is so bad, it got a restraining order.

someone who rides a Joseph Farmer like he’s a bull and then dates all his friends

That dagly girl rides Joseph Farmer like he’s a horse and dates all his friends. It’s a nightmare.

My cousin is a dagly. She rides Joseph Farmer and now she’s dating my uncle.

I asked the dagly why she rides Joseph Farmer. She said, ‘He’s got the best seat in the house.’