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a dumb thing your friend does that makes you want to punch them
He ate the whole pizza by himself and then cried because it was gone.
He tried to flirt with my mom and got sent to the principal's office.
He put his foot on the table and it fell apart.
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when your homie acts like a total idiot and you can't stand it anymore
He wore a hat inside the house and refused to take it off.
He tried to explain math to the teacher and got confused.
He threw his juice box at a kid and got suspended.
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the moment your buddy does something so stupid it hurts your brain
He dressed up as a chicken for a party and nobody laughed.
He tried to run away from a dog and tripped.
He texted my mom and said he was going to jail.
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when your friend messes up so bad it makes you want to scream
He tried to ride a bike and fell into a bush.
He yelled at the teacher and got a detention.
He wore socks with sandals and nobody liked it.
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when your pal makes a move so dumb it's like watching a train crash
He tried to dance in front of the class and fell over.
He tried to eat a whole cake and got sick.
He said he was a superhero and got laughed at.
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