Dagimawi

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A brainless, stinking piece of trash who fawns over kids like they’re candy. His skin is so black it swallows the dark and he’s got a hot younger brother who makes him look like a sad, used-up sock.
Dagimawi showed up at the park with a bag of lollipops and a frowny face. The kids loved him. The brother just rolled his eyes.
He tried to impress the little girls by saying he could turn invisible in the dark. They didn’t believe him. He tried to prove it. He failed.
His brother got a girlfriend. Dagimawi tried to flirt with her. She laughed in his face.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A stupid, smelly man who thinks he’s cool because he likes kids and has a brother who looks like a hot mess. His skin is so black you could mistake him for a shadow with a bad attitude.
He tried to teach the kids how to draw. He drew a stick figure with one eye. They didn’t get it. He got mad.
He tried to flirt with the brother’s girlfriend. She said he looked like a raccoon wearing a cape.
He showed up at the school play and tried to be the villain. He forgot his lines. The kids laughed.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A brainless, smelly human who acts like he’s got a brain because he likes kids and has a hot brother. His skin is so dark it looks like he’s been dipped in coal and left outside in the rain.
He tried to sing a song to the kids. It was about lollipops and bad hair. They all cried.
He tried to fight the brother’s friend. He got knocked down. He looked like a sad, broken toy.
He showed up at the party with a lollipop and a face like he had just been hit by a bus.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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