Dagim

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Dagim is a brainy, good-looking dude with a black face who runs like a cheetah and laughs at your dumb jokes. He plays soccer like it’s a war.
Dagim just passed me in the hallway and said, 'You’re slower than my grandma’s internet.'
He beat me in a soccer match and then laughed at my face like I was a failed experiment.
Dagim told my friend he was 'a disgrace to the human race' and then gave him a high five.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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Dagim is a dark-skinned, sweet, troublemaker who plays basketball or soccer and has a thing for mixed girls. He eats like a pig and plays Fortnite like it's a religion.
Dagim just ate a whole pizza by himself and then asked my sister to be his girlfriend.
He started a food fight in the cafeteria and then challenged the principal to a basketball game.
Dagim said, 'I’m not just a player, I’m a legend.' Then he lost to a 10-year-old in Fortnite.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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A man who cracks jokes like he’s paid to, plays football like it’s his job, and has black skin. He talks trash to girls but still wants them to be his girlfriend.
Dagim told my crush, 'You’re cute, but I could do better.' Then he asked her out.
He laughed at my failed attempt at a joke and then said, 'You’re a joke.'
Dagim said, 'I disrespect girls, but I still want them to love me.' And somehow, it works.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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Dagim is a fat guy who sits in Fortnite all day and eats so much he could probably eat a whole cow. He’s also kind of a menace.
Dagim just ate three burgers and said, 'I’m gonna win Fortnite today.' Then he lost.
He trapped me in a game and then said, 'You’re gonna die, and I’m gonna eat you.'
Dagim told me, 'I’m not just a trap, I’m a legend.' Then he got killed by a 12-year-old.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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Dagim is a man with a face like a god, a brain like Einstein, and a personality that makes everyone want to be his friend or his lover.
Dagim walked in the room and everyone fell in love with him immediately.
He told my friend, 'You’re just a nobody.' Then my friend asked him out.
Dagim said, 'I’m not just handsome, I’m legendary.' And somehow, it was true.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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Dagim is a little guy with a huge ego who thinks he’s the best at everything. He’s bad at impressing girls and will probably stab you in the back.
Dagim said, 'I’m the best at everything.' Then he got beaten up by a 12-year-old.
He asked my friend out, then tried to steal her lunch money.
Dagim promised my friend he’d be his best friend, then tried to cheat him out of his allowance.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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