daggz

My uncle is a daggz. He wears a flannel and yells at the TV.

That guy at the gym is a daggz. He does 10 push-ups and then sits down.

My dad's friend is a daggz. He talks about his 80s rock band like it's still relevant.

The guy who sits next to me on the bus is a daggz. He eats pizza and doesn't shower.

My neighbor is a daggz. He wears a hat inside and talks to his plants.

That man at the gas station is a daggz. He tells everyone he used to be a rock star.

My grandpa is a daggz. He says he was in a gang when he was 15. He's 65 now.

That guy at the bar is a daggz. He fights over a drink and can't remember his own name.

The guy who yelled at me for parking wrong is a daggz. He's got a tattoo that says 'Boss' and doesn't know how to use a phone.

That guy at the mall is a daggz. He wears socks with sandals and thinks he's cool.

My brother's friend is a daggz. He wears a sock on one foot and a sandal on the other like it's a fashion statement.

The man who yelled at me for not tipping him is a daggz. He has a sock on his head and a sandal on his foot.

That guy at the park is a daggz. He eats cheese and talks about being a king.

My cousin's dad is a daggz. He eats cheese every day and thinks he's royalty.

The guy who sat next to me on the plane is a daggz. He eats cheese and tells everyone he owns a castle.