daggtrex

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A fat, smelly, loud person who thinks they're the king of the street but can't even spell 'dagger' without help.
Daggtrex just tried to rap and it sounded like a goat with a broken recorder.
He walked into the store and the smell made the security guard cry.
He texted me 'I'm the best' and it took me 10 minutes to stop laughing.
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A human disaster with the brainpower of a toaster and the charisma of a wet sock.
He tried to do a dance and it looked like he was being attacked by a chicken.
He claimed he could beat anyone in a fight, then ran away when someone said 'hi'.
He posted a selfie with a fish and called it 'art'.
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A man who smells like old socks, talks too much, and thinks he's a superhero.
He told the whole gym he was a superhero and then tripped over his own feet.
He tried to flirt with a girl and it was like watching a cat try to explain math.
He screamed 'I'm the king of the street!' and no one believed him.
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