daggsy

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A lazy bum who only does half the work they're given. They spend more time messing around than actually working. They're always late on Mondays because they partied too hard on weekends. And their legs look like they’ve been pumped full of concrete.
I asked daggsy to finish the report, and he just drew a mustache on it and called it a day.
Daggsy was supposed to clean the office, but he just sat on the floor and ate a whole bag of chips.
Daggsy came in on Monday with a hangover and calves so big they looked like they were about to break.
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A human who only does half their job. They waste time goofing off instead of working. They're always late on Mondays because they probably got into a fight with a bar. And their legs are like tree trunks.
Daggsy said he'd finish the presentation, but he just showed up with a sandwich and a frown.
Daggsy was supposed to answer the phone, but he was too busy trying to beat up a plant.
Daggsy showed up on Monday with a face like a raccoon and legs like bricks.
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Someone who only does half their work. They spend all day messing around. They’re late on Mondays because they were probably drunk or high or both. And their legs look like they’re about to explode.
Daggsy was supposed to send out the emails, but he just sent one to his mom and called it a day.
Daggsy didn’t show up for work because he was busy fighting a chair.
Daggsy came in on Monday with a face like he’d been hit by a bus and legs like telephone poles.
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