daggone joker

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a total dweeb who slacks off so much he makes everyone else work overtime, then hits the bar and ruins every woman’s night with his ugly face and worse attitude
I came in at 6 AM and he was still snoring at his desk
He told my boss he was 'too tired to do anything' and then went to the bar and got a double shot of shame
He walked into the bar and every woman left
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the kind of guy who sits in his chair all day and then makes everyone else do the work, then goes to the bar and acts like he’s the king of the world
He didn’t even lift a finger when the printer broke
He got drunk at the bar and tried to flirt with my mom
He said he was ‘too cool to work’ and then ordered a whole round of drinks
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a human disaster who won’t do his job and makes everyone else do it, then goes to the bar and acts like he’s the best thing since sliced bread
He didn’t even bother to answer the phone when the boss called
He got into a fight with the bartender because he thought he was ‘too good for the bar’
He showed up at the bar with a bag of chips and called it a ‘fancy snack’
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