Daggis

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Daggis is when sheep crap gets stuck in their fuzzy butt hair and turns into a smelly, crumbly mess that clinks like a broken bell every time they run. You’re daggy if you look like a neglected sheep who hasn’t been crutch-shaved in years.
My cousin’s pants look like a sheep’s butt after a long day in the dirt.
He wears the same shirt every day. He’s daggy, plain and simple.
She’s got dags on her face. I swear she hasn’t washed her hair since the 90s.
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Daggy is Australian slang for being a total fashion disaster. You’re like that person who still wears flip-flops in winter and doesn’t know what a TikTok is.
He showed up to the party in a tracksuit. Daggy much?
My mom’s hair looks daggy. It’s like a bird made a nest in it.
That shirt is daggy. It’s been in the laundry since 2010.
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Daggy means you’re not cool. You’re like the last person to know about a new trend, and you still think a phone is a fancy watch.
She’s daggy. She wears socks with sandals.
He’s daggy. He still uses a flip phone.
That guy’s daggy. He thinks a disco is a type of fruit.
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Dag is like a dumb dog. It’s used to call someone an idiot or a total dummy. You’re a dag if you think a sandwich is a type of pizza.
He’s a total dag. He thinks the moon is made of cheese.
That kid is a dag. He still uses a typewriter.
She’s a dag. She wore a tutu to work.
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Dag is when a sheep craps and the crap sticks to its butt hair like a smelly, sticky blob. You’re daggy if you look like a sheep who hasn’t been cleaned in a decade.
That kid is daggy. He still wears a dinosaur shirt.
She’s got dags on her head. She hasn’t washed her hair in months.
He looks like a sheep with a butt full of crap.
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Daggy is when you wear old, smelly, ugly underwear that your grandma used to wear. You’re daggy if your pants look like they’ve been through a war.
Her pants look daggy. They’re like a pair of grandma’s old undies.
He’s got daggy pants. They’re falling apart.
That shirt is daggy. It’s got holes and it’s faded.
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Daggy is when your penis looks like it has a bunch of ugly lumps on it. You’re daggy if you look like a sheep with a butt full of crap and a penis full of bumps.
He’s daggy. He’s got lumps on his penis.
That guy’s daggy. He’s got bumps and a butt full of crap.
She’s daggy. She’s got lumps on her husband’s penis.
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