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Dagging is when you rip off a sheep’s butt wool and poop combo like it’s your job. It’s basically the worst part of shearing, and it smells like a dump.
My uncle dagged a sheep so hard, the poor thing cried. #sheepproblems
Dagging is like giving a sheep a haircut and a enema. #agriculture
I dagged 100 sheep and still smell like a sheep’s backside. #lifechoices
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Dagging someone is like bagging them, but worse. You’re basically throwing them in a bag and screaming at them.
My boss dagged me in front of the whole office. #embarrassing
She dagged me with a lunch bag and a lecture. #worklife
Dagged by my mom because I forgot to do the dishes. #family
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Deg deg is like saying ‘hi’ or ‘bye’ but with extra drama. It’s like a greasy hippo doing a dance.
Deg deg! I’m going to the mall. #simlish
Deg deg! I’m dead. #simlish
Deg deg! My life is over. #simlish
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A dag is a sheep’s butt turd stuck in its wool. It’s also a person who looks like they rolled in a ditch and forgot to shower.
That guy is a dag. He smells like a sheep’s butt. #daggy
She’s a dag, but I love her. #uncoolbutloved
That dag walked into my house and I ran away. #shame
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A dag is someone who looks like they woke up and forgot to brush their teeth. It’s a cool thing to be if you don’t care about what people think.
He’s a dag, but he’s my best friend. #daggy
My sister is a dag, but I still love her. #family
That dag walked into the room and I died a little. #uncool
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Dag is like saying ‘damn’ when you see something crazy. It’s also used when you’re too shocked to think.
Dag! That dog just ate my homework. #shock
Dag! My mom’s hair is on fire. #shock
Dag! I just saw a sheep with a dag the size of a football. #sheep
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Dag is an Irish word for dogs. It’s like saying ‘dogs’ but with more attitude and less actual dogs.
That dag ran away from me. #dogproblems
My dad is a dag. He barks at the mailman. #irish
That dag bit my leg and I died. #dogattack
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