Daggie

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A stupid version of a dog. Used when you want to insult someone so bad it feels like you're talking to a confused, smelly dog.
My uncle is a dag. He walks into rooms and says, 'Hello, I'm here to ruin your day.'
My friend called me a dag because I wore socks with holes in them.
Your dog is a dag. It eats your homework and your dignity.
2
A sheep’s worst nightmare. It’s like a poop sandwich made of crusted crap and wool, hanging off its butt like a butt plug.
That sheep looks like it’s been sitting in a pile of crap for weeks.
The farmer said, 'That sheep is daggy. It needs a bath or a haircut.'
My sheep has more dags than a grandma’s sock drawer.
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A person who looks like they live in a landfill and forgot to take a shower.
My cousin is daggy. She wears the same pants every day and eats out of a trash can.
He showed up to the party in a shirt with food stains and a sock on one foot.
That guy is daggy. He smells like a gym sock and a dead rat.
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A fancy way of saying 'not cool.' It’s like being the last kid picked for the team and wearing mismatched socks.
My mom says I’m daggy because I wear a hat inside out.
That shirt is daggy. It looks like it’s been through a war.
He’s daggy. He still uses a flip phone and listens to disco.
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The opposite of being cool. Like when your favorite band breaks up and your shoes are falling apart.
That outfit is daggy. It’s like you dressed in the '90s and forgot to take it off.
She’s daggy. She still uses a Walkman and wears leg warmers in summer.
That man is daggy. He wears a hat and a scarf in July.
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A sheep’s crapped-up butt. It’s like when your dog eats your lunch and then sits on it.
That sheep has dags like a dog who ate a pizza and sat on it.
He’s got more dags than a kid who didn’t do their homework.
That sheep looks like it’s been crapped on by a whole flock.
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Old, ugly pants that look like they were worn by a grandma who forgot to wash them.
My grandma’s pants are daggy. They look like they were worn in the '70s.
She wore daggy pants to the party and everyone laughed at her.
That’s the ugliest pair of pants I’ve ever seen. They’re daggy.
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