daggery

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A drink so bad it makes your brain melt and your pants smell like regret
I tried it. My dog hates me now.
My cousin drank it and cried in the shower.
It’s like a punch to the face, but with more glitter.
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A person who would sell their own grandma for a free pizza and a compliment
He betrayed me for a tamale.
I trusted him. He stole my cookies.
He’d cheat on his mom just to get a discount.
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A word that means you’re a total faggot and you probably wear glitter on your face
You’re a daggery. I saw you crying in the mall.
That’s the worst daggery I’ve ever met. He cried in the bathroom.
He called me a daggery. I cried in the park.
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