Daggert

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A daggert is a loser who won't stop following you and tries to block you when you're doing your business. They're old, have no life, and probably still wear socks with sandals.
He’s been following me since lunch and keeps trying to block me in the hallway. I swear he’s got a map of my schedule.
Why does this guy keep showing up at the vending machine every day? He’s like a daggert from hell.
He blocked me in the bathroom again. I’m gonna have to start using the third stall now.
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A daggert is a creep who hangs around you like a sad dog and tries to block you when you're doing your thing. They’re ancient and have zero social skills.
This guy showed up at my locker again. He’s like a daggert with a bad perm.
He tried to block me in the cafeteria. I told him to go back to the 80s.
He’s been sitting next to me in math class for a month. I think he’s a daggert.
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A daggert is a person who won’t stop following you and tries to block you whenever you're doing something fun. They’re old, weird, and probably have a pet turtle.
He showed up at my bus stop again. I think he’s a daggert with a pet turtle.
He blocked me in the gym today. I told him I was going to the weights, not the weirdness.
He’s been following me around like a lost dog. I think he’s a daggert from the 70s.
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