dagger sagger

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a middle-aged man who sits in a coffee shop like he owns the place while screaming his dumb fantasy game moves at people who don't care.

"I'm going to stab the dragon with my dagger!" he yelled, like it was a big deal.

He drew out his fantasy map like it was the Declaration of Independence.

He told the barista he was a wizard and she wasn't even listening.

a man who thinks he's a hero in a fantasy game, but in reality, he's just a guy who talks too much in a coffee shop.

He shouted his whole strategy to the guy next to him who was just trying to drink his coffee.

He got into a fight with a barista over the correct way to roll a dice.

He claimed he was a knight and everyone else was just peasants.

a man who thinks he's in a movie, but he's just sitting in a coffee shop yelling about imaginary dragons and swords.

He yelled, "I will slay thee, mighty beast!" at a group of kids who were just eating pastries.

He waved his coffee like it was a sword and announced he was going to battle the coffee shop manager.

He told everyone he was a wizard and then ordered a latte like it was a spell.