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A poop that feels like it’s stabbing you from the inside. You know it’s coming, but you’re too busy screaming into a pillow.
Why is my butt on fire? I just ate a taco.
I’m not crying. I’m just pooping.
This is the worst part of my day.
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When your guts feel like they’re being ripped out by a sharp, smelly poop. It’s like your intestines are in a war.
My colon is mutinying.
I just texted my mom ‘I’m dying’.
This poop is a rebel.
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When your poop feels like it’s holding a knife to your insides. You’re just begging for it to be over.
Why do I have to live through this?
I wish I could just disappear.
This is my daily punishment.