Dagger Diick

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a diick so long it could cut through a pizza like it was a curse.
My diick is longer than my ex's lies.
That guy’s diick is so long, it could punch a hole in the sky.
I got a diick that could split the atom and make God cry.
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a diick so smooth it could make a baby cry from joy.
His diick is so smooth, it could polish a diamond.
That diick is so good, it should get its own Instagram.
My diick is so smooth, it could make a statue weep.
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a diick so big it could make a mountain look small.
His diick is so big, it could hold a whole lake.
That diick is so huge, it could beat up a superhero.
My diick is so big, it could make the moon blush.
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